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I make the payments, I do,
but I don’t own this place, no way.
I certainly live here, that’s true,
but I’m more like a guest, sort of.
I buy all of the supplies, that too,
but I don’t shop for me, not first.
I choose the furniture, of course,
but I always sit last, oh my.
I’m the largest one here, by far,
but I don’t make the rules, not me.
I suppose I could change, I know,
but I’d rather have a cat, I would.
- - -
From Meow
The package promised
so much -
a magic wand
that cured the
world's worst
problems and
granted any wishes.
But when I opened
the box
I discovered
no batteries,
assembly required,
and a warranty that
expires in 90 days.
- - -
From Crackers
1 Heretofore, appertaining
2 thereto, with a sound
3 mind I solemnly declare the
4 following cheerful words for
5 the edification of scholars:
6 Be us all grateful that
7 attorneys (hereafter
8 referred to as THEM) don't
9 (i.e., do not) write poetry
10 of any kind, which includes
11 all text, with or without
12 rhyme, commonly referred
13 to as poems but not
14 necessarily excluding other
15 written works which may
16 have poetic merit
17 because their ponderous
18 predilection for specification
19 would guarantee that any
20 interpretation could only be
21 resolved through litigation.
- - -
From Crackers
Your life begins
continuously
in the moving instant
of now
on a ray of time
that extends from the
spot where you were born
out to the star you will leave
in the eternal sky.
- - -
From Victory
If you had seen
only water when
you looked out
across the sea,
you would have
stayed home
but
you saw land
somewhere
beyond the
horizon
and
that is why
you began
your journey.
- - -
From Triumph
